methodicalneuropathy

First off, Happy Belated New Year. I know it’s been a few months since I’ve updated this piece, but really, wouldn’t you rather I post quality shit periodically than a whole bunch of empty bullshit that no one wants to read? A lot of things have happened over the past few months, namely this whole business about thousands of assorted animals dying in droves. You would swear that the world is coming to a screeching halt, and if you’re some religious fanatical cocksucker, you probably do believe that.

Living in the Bible Belt, I’ve heard enough from these idiots about how we are living in “End Times” and their fucking lord and personal savior is coming back soon to take their punk asses to some invisible idiot farm in the sky. Well, guess what? Not going to happen. Why, you may ask? Because there will never be any “End Times”, there’s no “lord”, and although there are plenty of idiot farms to go around, there aren’t any invisible ones for empty motherfuckers to float up to.

The only “End Times” on this planet will happen in a few billion years when the fucking core burns out. Until that happens, there will be live and happy shit for many, many years to come. It’s just being selfish as a species, we like to relate our “End Times” with the End Times. That would be fucking peachy, except for the fact that if we’re it, the fucking pillar of existence, I think I would rather hang myself from the gallows. Humans are only an in-between, we are not created in the image of anything whatsoever, and we are definitely not any more special than any of the other animals on the planet. Well, we have invented a lot of interesting shit with this primate brain of ours. Winners such as: slavery, religion, genocide and torture just to name a few.

If all that shit makes us special, and if we are created in the image of “God”, then I’m sure that motherfucker has the whole hate thing down. Think about it, Nazis, the Klan and the Mormon church are religious organizations who believe a certain “race” is elite among all other “races”. And don’t get me started about how they feel about gay people. I’m sure if there really was a Christ, his doctrine wouldn’t say anything remotely similar to: “women are your servants, all the brown people are below you, and kill all the faggots”. And the sad thing is, I would say that I don’t feel those ideas would go too far, but unfortunately, it appears they have gone far enough.

I don’t mean to disrespect anyone’s religion here (well, maybe I do, a lot), but seriously, fuck your lord. Until next time kiddies…