To have extreme distaste for someone to the point you want to throw them off a bridge face first, just because of the color of their skin is wrong in every sense of the word. Unless, of course, that skin color happens to be orange

1 – legal abortions everywhere in the world

2 – legal gay marriage everywhere in the world

3 – reduced unemployment due to the vacancies left by those fucking “followers”

4 – a big drop in AIDS cases as the Catholic church does not approve the use of condoms (most AIDS cases in the world are in Africa, and there are over 130 million Roman Catholics in Africa today)

5 – Lowered homelessness due to the immediate availability of prime real estate where all those churches used to be

And don’t forget the runners-up:

6 – legalized porn everywhere (and maybe even on network TV)

7 – liquor sales during church hours

8 – no more suicide bombings

9 – lots of free shit left by all the churches and “followers”

10 – no more guilt

That Photoshopped image of President Obama sitting with Martin Luther King is ridiculous. Those two people have absolutely nothing in common. Dr. King was a hero, and accomplished many great things. Obama is a politician, and he doesn’t give a fuck about you.

People actually well up with a false sense of pride because they think “someone of color” got into office and is automatically going to have their best interests in mind and is going to “set everything straight”. And continue the dream of Dr. King, and fight for the little guy. Well, I’ve got news for you, no politician from any party truly gives a fuck about you.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t personally have anything against Obama, but you have to take him at face value. Which means he is a politician, and he is not your fucking messiah. And to assume he is anywhere near the same league as Martin Luther King is insane. Martin Luther King put his life on the line to fight for what he believed was right. He died for what he believed in, but he most definitely accomplished what he set out to do. He believed in peacefully demonstrating, and using non-violence to accomplish what he set out to do, which was fight for the equality of all people.

In contrast, Obama orders troops into a foreign country to kill brown people by the thousands in order to steal their resources, condones racial profiling and unwarranted strip searching at airports, and back peddles on his tax promises so those with little pay a larger percentage than they should while the wealthy get a break.

So yeah, if you have that image displayed on your site or social networking page because you think you’re making a statement, consider thinking about what statement you’re actually making, because it’s definitely not the right one.

Until next time…

When people say “good lookin’ out”. It was used a lot several years ago, so I don’t hear it nearly as much nowadays. But when I do, it makes me want to kill someone with a rubber mallet. You might think it’s petty, and if you do, you’re probably one of the cocksuckers who says “good lookin’ out”. Goddamn it, I hate that shit so much! If you find my ass unconscious in my crib, bleeding from the ears, you’ll know why

When pretentious douche-nozzle Americans try to pronounce a French item in its French pronunciation. Hey dickbag, it’s a croissant, not a fuckin’ “CWEHSOW”! The only exception I will make is if you happen to be a flamboyant gay male. In that case, you can say “CWEHSOW”, but everyone else pronounce it the right fucking way. If you don’t abide by this rule, Nazi gas chamber for you and the horse you rode in on. That is all

Misuse of the word “sexy”. Don’t be a fucking douche. Inanimate objects not related to sex can’t be sexy. If you use the word sexy in this manner, kill yourself

Bitches with a lot of gums. Try not to smile that much, we don’t need to see your situation

Whatever you do, don’t disagree with the dumb fucking populace or the corporate news. It just boggles my mind that people can cheer for the death of anyone. Don’t get me wrong, if some random fuck tried to hurt someone I care about, I would gut their ass. But I just don’t think it’s right to wish death on anyone, or hate anyone for that matter. It’s just a bunch of unenlightened, herd mentality, follow-the-leader bullshit. And it’s also full of this “Country First”, “Support Our Troops”, and “If You Don’t Like This Country, Then Get Out” attitude. Dumb motherfuckers should seriously just take themselves out with the most violent means available, and do the gene pool a favor. Get some fucking original thoughts in your head, and use your grey matter for other shit besides coveting plastic toys and money. That is all.

PS – Happy Cinco de Mayo

First off, Happy Belated New Year. I know it’s been a few months since I’ve updated this piece, but really, wouldn’t you rather I post quality shit periodically than a whole bunch of empty bullshit that no one wants to read? A lot of things have happened over the past few months, namely this whole business about thousands of assorted animals dying in droves. You would swear that the world is coming to a screeching halt, and if you’re some religious fanatical cocksucker, you probably do believe that.

Living in the Bible Belt, I’ve heard enough from these idiots about how we are living in “End Times” and their fucking lord and personal savior is coming back soon to take their punk asses to some invisible idiot farm in the sky. Well, guess what? Not going to happen. Why, you may ask? Because there will never be any “End Times”, there’s no “lord”, and although there are plenty of idiot farms to go around, there aren’t any invisible ones for empty motherfuckers to float up to.

The only “End Times” on this planet will happen in a few billion years when the fucking core burns out. Until that happens, there will be live and happy shit for many, many years to come. It’s just being selfish as a species, we like to relate our “End Times” with the End Times. That would be fucking peachy, except for the fact that if we’re it, the fucking pillar of existence, I think I would rather hang myself from the gallows. Humans are only an in-between, we are not created in the image of anything whatsoever, and we are definitely not any more special than any of the other animals on the planet. Well, we have invented a lot of interesting shit with this primate brain of ours. Winners such as: slavery, religion, genocide and torture just to name a few.

If all that shit makes us special, and if we are created in the image of “God”, then I’m sure that motherfucker has the whole hate thing down. Think about it, Nazis, the Klan and the Mormon church are religious organizations who believe a certain “race” is elite among all other “races”. And don’t get me started about how they feel about gay people. I’m sure if there really was a Christ, his doctrine wouldn’t say anything remotely similar to: “women are your servants, all the brown people are below you, and kill all the faggots”. And the sad thing is, I would say that I don’t feel those ideas would go too far, but unfortunately, it appears they have gone far enough.

I don’t mean to disrespect anyone’s religion here (well, maybe I do, a lot), but seriously, fuck your lord. Until next time kiddies…

So have you ever taken a shit so big your asshole bled a little? Regardless, that is not really our topic of discussion today. Something, or more specifically some people, has been really pissing me off for quite awhile. It’s these fucking pretentious “intellectual” assholes who “have” coffee instead of drink it and who read books that are “good reads” while drinking wine.

These are the same faggoty cocksuckers who hang out with their other faggoty-ass cocksucker friends in book stores that have coffee shops in them. In business, a rule of thumb is to know your niche (or “know your demo”), and these fucking bookstore owners really know their niche by placing coffee shops inside the bookstore. They can capitalize further though. If these bookstore owners would start selling wine, turtleneck sweaters and Apple products in their stores, their faggoty-ass, ball-less patrons wouldn’t have a reason to leave.

These are the same pretentious douche bag motherfuckers who may on occasion read dictionaries, instead of just look shit up in them, so that they can use a lengthy word in a sentence while engaging in “good conversation” with their other douche bag friends.  These motherfuckers also tend to listen to easy-listening-esque neo-hippy bullshit and perhaps smoke cloves instead of cigarettes, they also tend to love their fucking lame-ass reefer. Starbucks is another company who proved they know their niche by opening an “entertainment” division, which is basically a record label that signs and distributes said bullshit music. These people may also fancy a visit at their local “cultural” center, and of course the “culture” section of their paper of choice. They may also aspire to learn French, whether they need to or not.

If I were a violent person, and was diagnosed with a terminal illness, I wouldn’t hesitate to stroll to a Books-A-Million with a chain gun and take as many of these faggoty cocksuckers out as possible. Then I could “have coffee” in peace and maybe read Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.

But to save me the trouble, if the following applies to you:

- If you have ever “had” coffee

- If you smoke cloves

- If you read books that are “good reads” while drinking wine at the same time

- If you have ever donned a turtleneck sweater and hung out with your douche bag friends in a coffee shop/bookstore

Or taken part in any of the other shit listed above, curl up in a ball with your fucking coffee and put a 12 gauge barrel in your mouth, then blow your empty, group-oriented thoughts all over the fucking wall. Shit, this place is already overcrowded with humans, and these motherfuckers need to be some of the first to go. The only negative part would be for certain businesses. Books-A-Million, Starbucks and Apple would go out of business within a week.

So yeah, if the above applies to you, why are you still reading this? End it. That is all.