Hello kids, today we’re talking about everyone’s favorite subject, religion. But more specifically agnosticism and atheism. Before we do get to that though, let me clear up some points first for you folks who might be visiting the page for the first time, and who happen to be Christian, or Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, etc. for that matter. I live in the Bible Belt, and in a country that accounts for almost half of its population as Christian (not to mention a planet that accounts over 1 billion people as Muslim), so I tend to generalize for the sake of saving time from naming everyone. The thing I needed to clear up first, if you haven’t figured it out already, all religions are a joke. There’s no debate about it. Your make believe friend is no more important than your neighbors’ make believe friends, or the folks 1,000′s of miles away from you. They’re all bullshit. Also, before I start taking jabs at some empty-headed fucks, let me go ahead and say that I consider myself, again for the benefit of simplicity, an Atheist. With that said, let’s get to the current piss-burn.

The atheist culture. And yes, there is very much a culture/fandom that has come out of this “atheist movement”. If you’ve noticed, many of the people who readily and without hesitation label themselves as atheists, are young people. I believe that the whole atheism claim from young people is not so much the result of actual critical thinking, as it is angst and rebellion. The same motherfuckers who, if they don’t start going to church when they settle down with Honey and pop out some bastards, will more than likely be praying to Jesus on their death bed when they’re 70. I think it’s also due to the absolute freedom to do so nowadays, and that it’s almost like joining a club. Really ballsy though, although I would like to see these same cocksuckers claim to be atheists a few hundred years ago. These people also claim to believe that everything, and I mean everything has come about by chance and by a series of accidental chemical reactions which have made life possible. These are also the same people who “have” coffee and are “well-read”. These people tend to be smug cocksuckers, and would give their life savings to give Richard Dawkins’ dick a good once-over. Something I do agree with Atheists/Agnostics on (and yes, I do consider them one in the same) is evolution. Evolution exists, it happened, it’s going on now, and will always go on. The only people who debate this are religious cocksuckers.

Religion only exists because it incites fear in people. You take someone who is impressionable and drive this bullshit down their throat, they’ll believe it for life. It’s kind of like McDonald’s. If you didn’t have Ronald giving your ass Happy Meals when you were a kid, you more than likely would never eat there. There is no way you could actually take an educated adult of average intelligence and tell him/her that there is some invisible cocksucker who lives in the clouds, and has a record of not only everything you’ve ever done, but everything you’ve thought about doing and has a punishment for you if you don’t give yourself to “Him”. That person would tell them to fuck off and get a life, and that would be it. Remember kids, religion wasn’t initially spread from adult to adult by door-to-door Mormons, it was spread by killing as many motherfuckers as you could and scaring the rest into believing your shit (and don’t forget the 10% tithe if you value your soul).

In closing, it’s all bullshit. The truth is, none of us know shit. You don’t know shit, and your crusty-ass grandma didn’t know shit either. We’re all primates, that’s a fact. We’re in the same family as chimps. So in other words, we’re not that goddamn special. The audacity for humans to create God in their image. There’s no heaven, there’s no hell, there’s no limbo, or any “judgment day” whatsoever. All these things are to scare the shit out of you. So what’s the point? Why are we here? We don’t know that for sure, but don’t look in places like religion to find the answer. Just try to do the right thing as much as you can, and help each other. Don’t worry about fucking money so much, and going without so you can buy that big screen television. Or building your credit rating so you can buy that hot ride so that skank with the clap will fuck you. We don’t know the point of everything, and personally, I don’t think we have the intellectual capacity to understand. But if you quiet your mind enough, you might be able to actually feel something other than anxiety or alcohol. Love is a great feeling, you should really consider trying it sometime. Until next time kids…