What’s with all these idiot-ass twats clamoring for the movie Twilight? I shrugged it off as worthless the moment I saw the first ad/trailer for it, and rightfully so. After all the hype, my girlfriend, who was also sure it was a joke, wanted to see what all the obsession was about. I, unfortunately, sat down to watch said bullshit with her. I don’t think we actually made it through the first half hour of the movie. It was complete garbage, and layers of gay beyond all human understanding. Or what I like to refer to as “The Jonas Brothers of Vampire Movies”. It had elements of a “teen” movie mixed with elements of Dawson’s Creek, and Dawson’s Creek prevailed. It’s just ridiculous how these idiots, mainly ditsy females, clamor over this movie. It has built a huge fandom, with ages ranging from child to middle aged cunts with growths in their earlobes who dress up as vampires at “Twilight parties” (seriously, these people fucking exist). Anyway, in closing, if you were considering watching this movie to see what all the fuss is about, you’re better off using the time to practice with your favorite phallic-like object to remove your gag reflex so that you can prepare yourself for the next huge commercial cock to be crammed down your throat. Later kids