methodicalneuropathy

1 – legal abortions everywhere in the world

2 – legal gay marriage everywhere in the world

3 – reduced unemployment due to the vacancies left by those fucking “followers”

4 – a big drop in AIDS cases as the Catholic church does not approve the use of condoms (most AIDS cases in the world are in Africa, and there are over 130 million Roman Catholics in Africa today)

5 – Lowered homelessness due to the immediate availability of prime real estate where all those churches used to be

And don’t forget the runners-up:

6 – legalized porn everywhere (and maybe even on network TV)

7 – liquor sales during church hours

8 – no more suicide bombings

9 – lots of free shit left by all the churches and “followers”

10 – no more guilt